December 2009
26 posts
“I am an American aquarium drinker.”
– “I Am Trying To Break Your Heart” - Wilco
Watchdeep down, i knew giving jimmy fallon another shot would be a good decision. this is awesome!
the interrogative mood: a novel? round 1
Dearest Friends and Casual Passerbys,
I have started reading the GREATEST BOOK OF ALL TIME, The Interrogative Mood: A Novel? by Padgett Powell, a novel made up entirely of questions, which means that I now spend my time on the train thinking up answers to questions both deep and ridiculous. It is so good I thought that I’d let you in on the excitement and share some questions that I found...
“The life I love is makin’ music with my friends.”
– Willie Nelson
this article put a smile on my face :)
i love amy poehler so freaking much! she is so smart, so funny, and absolutely one of my role models - for life, not just comedy. take a few minutes to read it, all y’all who have taken this time to read this. DO IT!
http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/news/624
wanna see a picture where i look really gross? ...
why i have had quite a few lovely days. my flight to birmingham was cancelled, but that really just meant that i got to spend a few more days with friends :) today i went to my most favorite thing on the planet - the 9:30 asssssssscat - at my most favorite place on the planet - the upright citizens brigade theatre - with some lovely people. afterwards there was a snowball fight at columbia and...
Watchnow really, what’s up with dat? oooooooooo ooooweeeeeeee.
Watcha tmi fact about loren:
nothing turns me on faster than kings of leon. seriously, better than porn.
Watchooooooooh dude. WATCH THIS NOWWW!!!
“Tina Turner Burns Down Legs For Insurance Money http://bit.ly/7gi9bY”
– TheOnion
Watchnow, i’m not into christian music, but berea’s bme was killer!
pull up a mouth, because this buffet is...
“rule number 1 - do not point the weapon at a person. that includes your own face donna.” - ron swanson
i’m not even sure how many times i’ve watched parks and rec. way toooo many to be normal….
boola boola boola!
24 and i want some more...
24 with a bullet! i must say - the 23rd annual year of my life came to a close late last night, and did, indeed, end with a bang. here’s a rundown of loren’s 23rd:
i was stalked by a homeless man.
i yelled at bill hader twice.
i witnessed barack obama become president barack obama.
i became good friends with a lot of wonderful people. :)
i spent my fourth summer at jameson,...
How Obama Came to Plan for ‘Surge’ in Afghanistan... →
this was really fascinating….
“John 16:33 - “Thou who art cocky and vain, and draw scripture on their...”
– MattBesser
ron swanson, omg.
ron swanson is hands down my favorite character on tv right now- i can’t explain it at all - but he just lights up about the weirdest shit: breakfast at a strip club?! i mean, look at how happy he is about that bacon - fucking awesome. plus, who doesn’t love a mustache?
how 'bout a little cultural competency with your...
after lunch today i discovered the black and white rice crispy treat! i loveeee diversity, cultural competency, black and white mixing it up to make grey, etc. so natually i had to purchase this politically correct snack treat. symbolically it was amazing. in tastiness it was only okay - and the black part was so much better than the white part. here is what i’ve learned from ingesting...
oh boyeee
as i have been trying to work on a gawd-awful paper for grad school i have been listening to fabulous comedy death-ray radio podcasts and have overheard a few realllllllly great things from the 6/5/09 episode:
1. my FAVORITE new song, “You’re Not the Boss of Me” by The Vandals
2. dragon boy suede boy told a story, and by god it was so funny. maybe you just have to listen...
Watchi never really got into the avett bros, but i love andy daly. therefore, points earned for the avett bros today.
